schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

via  pizza  (originally  methdragon)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:27am 87,732 notes
She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say… ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.
~ Barney, How I Met Your Mother (via winterpalvin)
via  poison-and-wineee  (originally  winterpalvin)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:27am 41,180 notes
Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.
~ Anonymous (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
via  synner3  (originally  dudeshesgay)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:26am 87,833 notes
imalikshake:

Manhattan Bridge in Blizzard, New York City by Andrew Mace
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:26am 2,696 notes
via  synner3  (originally  observando)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:25am 155,065 notes
theadults:

I never post selfies on tumblr but it was just too nice of a day not to.

theadults:

I never post selfies on tumblr but it was just too nice of a day not to.

via  kimeansopheap  (originally  theadults)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:25am 7,690 notes

theadults:

We’re told as kids to not talk to strangers, especially over the internet. Well… that didn’t quite work out.

via  kimeansopheap  (originally  theadults)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:25am 4,417 notes
via  izzysfood  (originally  tastydashboard)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:23am 113 notes

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

via  poison-and-wineee  (originally  riyoka)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:22am 142,509 notes

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

via  poison-and-wineee  (originally  junkculture)
2 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:22am 57,749 notes

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

via  poison-and-wineee  (originally  sluttyoliveoil)
3 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:16am 228,080 notes

dutchster:

when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes 

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via  pizza  (originally  dutchster)
3 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:15am 24,283 notes
via  heshellontheheart  (originally  handsomedogs)
3 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:15am 215,431 notes

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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via  pizza  (originally  mandystan-deactivated20130220)
3 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:13am 101,763 notes

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

via  randomliar  (originally  screwsociety)
3 hours ago on 20 April 2014 ~ 6:12am 439,776 notes