jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

via  fieryholocaust  (originally  jaclcfrost)
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 8:38pm 43,591 notes

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

via  nepetuhg  (originally  i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken)
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 8:37pm 279,074 notes

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

image

I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

image

it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

imageimage

They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

via  nepetuhg  (originally  dreamerofderse)
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 8:37pm 302,317 notes

South Lyon teacher suspended for playing song about being gay

stumblingintowednesday:

Read: http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/20212209/south-lyon-teacher-suspended-for-playing-song-about-being-gay

It was like any other day at South Lyon’s Centennial Middle School. Inside Ms. Johnson’s eighth grade performing arts class. Last Wednesday, a student asked if he could play a song.

hm. I use to live right across the street from this school. lol.

via  nepetuhg  (originally  stumblingintowednesday)
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 8:36pm 3 notes
via  nepetuhg  (originally  x-t-sea)
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 8:35pm 26 notes
A few times in my life I’ve had moments of clarity where the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think.
~ Tom Ford. (via criiimes)
via  poison-and-wineee  (originally  criiimes)
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 7:05pm 103 notes
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 6:04pm 32 notes
subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

via  thefuuuucomics  (originally  earlygr4ves)
2 days ago on 18 September 2014 ~ 6:03pm 262,147 notes

kungfu-mulutan:

restoring faith in love

via  wouldyouswimtheoceanforme  (originally  kungfu-mulutan)
3 days ago on 17 September 2014 ~ 8:12pm 103,549 notes
via  wouldyouswimtheoceanforme  (originally  disloyalties)
3 days ago on 17 September 2014 ~ 8:11pm 3,203 notes

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

via  kanye-weast  (originally  cartel)
3 days ago on 17 September 2014 ~ 8:10pm 137,705 notes
hobolunchbox:

Kevin Hart and Jimmy Fallon go on a roller coaster.
[video]

hobolunchbox:

Kevin Hart and Jimmy Fallon go on a roller coaster.

[video]

via  hobolunchbox  (originally  hobolunchbox)
3 days ago on 17 September 2014 ~ 8:01pm 3,592 notes
via  fieryholocaust  (originally  theeingenious)
3 days ago on 17 September 2014 ~ 7:58pm 17,566 notes

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

3 days ago on 17 September 2014 ~ 7:57pm 244,470 notes
lucidlua:

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

I most certainly hope SHE KNOWS WHAT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS

lucidlua:

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

I most certainly hope SHE KNOWS WHAT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS

via  thefuuuucomics  (originally  reddiemercury)
3 days ago on 17 September 2014 ~ 7:57pm 574,011 notes