via  autumnsunset  (originally  raspberrytart)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:32am 7,666 notes
thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

via  thefuuuucomics  (originally  thebootydiaries)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:31am 84,562 notes

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

via  nsome  (originally  viekastv)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:31am 566,017 notes
via  thedarkpassengerwithin  (originally  distentions)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:30am 31,888 notes

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

via  thefuuuucomics  (originally  thevagabondmartian)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:30am 144,172 notes
via  autumnsunset  (originally  wnderlst)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:30am 24,522 notes

pheebadohdoh:

rewritingtheempire:

finally-breathing:

nonsensicalnoelle:

oscarwildeis-dead:

frosty-the-vegan:

tribecalledself:

Take note: Different forms of intimacy. 

I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit

You could take a bath afterward with the artist and they can wash it off for you so you don’t feel responsible for their work. But also, it could teach the same kind of patience and concept that nothing lasts forever, similarly to the Tibetan Buddhist sand mandala tradition. And it could be just another step in your process of intimacy. Just a thought. 

I want to paint on someone holy shit.

Babe: You’re obligated to do this now. 

man, would love to have the type of friendship with people where we could all sit around topless, babes and dudes, and just paint on each other, and drink a little and laugh a lot

bolding last comment since not everything that looks intimate doesn’t really have to be

via  onethingonmymind  (originally  simplysimplifysimplicity)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:29am 374,033 notes
maryxjanexholland:

k-inkyyyy:

what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit

they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…

maryxjanexholland:

k-inkyyyy:

what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit

they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert…

via  onethingonmymind  (originally  idolsaremydrug)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:29am 450,393 notes
via  thefuuuucomics  (originally  best-of-memes)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:27am 14,347 notes
legfruit:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

sickhypnotik:

keyisabottom:

"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"
no no n
o
no no fuck stop it
it is not regardless of race and religion she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it.

do..you.. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.
this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  


My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about it
My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!
My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!
….seriously?
-Jafar

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin

legfruit:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

sickhypnotik:

keyisabottom:

"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"

no no n

o

no no fuck stop it

it is not regardless of race and religion
she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it.

do..you.. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.

this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  

image

My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

image

My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about itimage

My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

image

My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!image

My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

image

I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!

….seriously?

-Jafar

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin

via  nsome  (originally  taeminisatan-deactivated2014091)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:26am 195,601 notes

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

via  tracigall  (originally  brotherblaze)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:25am 1,210,990 notes
sweaters-coffee-books-tea:

👻🍬trick or treat🎃🍭

sweaters-coffee-books-tea:

👻🍬trick or treat🎃🍭

via  autumnsunset  (originally  awwww-cute)
4 hours ago on 21 October 2014 ~ 6:25am 190,733 notes

thedarkpassengerwithin:

"Friends" suck

1 day ago on 19 October 2014 ~ 8:54pm 5 notes

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

via  kanye-weast  (originally  cradily)
1 day ago on 19 October 2014 ~ 8:54pm 163,935 notes

spoopyninny:

Seriously though, black car white cross, I AM NOT READY.

via  sammxhill  (originally  spoopyninny)
1 day ago on 19 October 2014 ~ 8:53pm 16 notes